9/11 is a perfect example of why we can't pretend airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars.

Teacher: You owe me 5 minutes of your lunchtime! Student: Yeah well you owe me 8 years of my life.

Shit You Hear About Me Might Be True but Then Again It Could Be as Fake as the Bitch Who Told You.

i hate when i go into my closet and end up in Narnia..